whimsical musings of rambunctious woodland sceneries

hat0nh3ad @ 2007-05-15T03:45:00

2007-05-15T10:45:52Z

livejournal is dead

hat0nh3ad @ 2007-02-11T12:46:00

2007-02-11T20:46:49Z

harry potter number seven is out on july 21 this year. cant hardly wait.

hat0nh3ad @ 2007-02-01T21:59:00

2007-02-02T06:00:11Z

What the hell is there to do on the internet anymore???

hat0nh3ad @ 2007-01-31T00:17:00

2007-01-31T08:32:19Z

One. What is a word that has never started the first sentence of a story? Its always one or once. Anyway...I'm going to list of everything in my room. unfolded assortment of clothes, a huge black cat, an empty energy drink can, an empty energy drink bottle a subway cup an ipod an ipod stand a tv a computer some boxes, this is really boring you think it would be cool but it just makes me sad to see that half the stuff in my room is just shit and the other half will just become shit. Everything turns to shit evetually. Thats a good way to save money you know. every time you feel the urge to buy something, just ask yourself if it will turn into shit. Most of the time it will and id say that if it probably takes less than 3 years to do so that its not worth buying. Money never turns into shit. At my work (its one of those restaurants with all the crazy shit on the wall) in the bathroom is this old add from the 40's advertising a spiffy new stetson hat. And this is a real advertisement not some asshole having a good time with his hat, but rather a paragraph of impossibly small text explaining exactly how one could become an asshole with a really cool hat. No one wears hats anymore. Not like they used to in that better vanished time.

hat0nh3ad @ 2007-01-26T21:42:00

2007-01-27T05:59:49Z

I'm reading this book called Only Revolutions by Mark Danielewski and its the most amazing book ever. I will explain it for you. The book is written in a way that you can start reading it from the front or the back and throughout the book it follows the mechanical motif of a circle. There are 2 stories, one called Sam and one called Haley. Each story starts on the opposite side of each other and each story has 360 pages. It is actually suggested by the publisher that the reader alternate between Haley and Sam reading 8 pages at a time. I am doing this of course and its amazing. Sam puts emphasis on animals and every person that he refers to apart from Hayley is a man, and Hayley puts emphasis on plants and everyone that she refers to apart from Sam is a woman. Sam's side is written almost like def poetry and Haley's side is very eloquent and correct so to speak. Mathematically, if you follow the publishers instructions, both stories will meet in the middle of the book. Another thing thats cool is the text for each side starts very large and gradually gets very small. Every animal and letter 'o' on Sam's side is printed in green and every plant and letter 'o' on Hayley's side is printed in yellow. Its a really weird book. You should also read House of Leaves by the same author. Awesome stuff.

hat0nh3ad @ 2007-01-21T00:28:00

2007-01-21T08:28:46Z

im starving

hat0nh3ad @ 2007-01-10T00:42:00

2007-01-10T08:44:16Z

I know what all those things are
I never knew or said I might
but now I know and its all good
I know why everyone likes to tell you
they only last a little while but then
...
I guess there will always be more
different but the same or so

hat0nh3ad @ 2007-01-06T00:46:00

2007-01-06T08:49:04Z

Acrid and acid.
Good on the tongue.
Bright in the eyes.
Quick on the run.

What am I?

hat0nh3ad @ 2006-12-31T21:15:00

2007-01-01T04:15:46Z

Hey!
You must be aware I'm not alone
I've got a tigress back at home
And besides
You wouldn't know what to do with me

hat0nh3ad @ 2006-12-30T09:50:00

2006-12-30T16:50:08Z

When you look at something
You wanted it
And now you cant imagine why
The sheen is gone
The mystique is evaporated
Why did you mythologize it the way I did?

A new friend

2006-12-25T08:55:01Z

When your foot goes into a sock
or wait a new whatever just as long as its new
a glass of water
you're too thirsty to taste anything anyway
that thing that I like when I like it to happen
can you breathe through your nose?
a baseball if you like baseball
or whatever you like at all
even a crisp dollar
its going to get something
and having that something after not having it
is new

hats

2006-12-21T03:06:01Z

On the side of your ears are thought not
very often indeed have I seen them and then
again to the wind they often take but so
cliche to everyone and not cause it happens
to be on that gentle breeze would be to sail
away is a way none the less

Fragile

2006-12-17T08:47:39Z

Fragile in my hand it breaks
And as a word to me it shakes
The pieces come off in their own way
You gave me shaky words today
And of all the bits you thought you'd take
All the bits you took from me were fake

hat0nh3ad @ 2006-12-16T04:54:00

2006-12-16T11:54:52Z

The kid dreamer musicers, with their guitar hands
singin about the white and a thought they might've haven't had
makes me sad to see them go, wish i could merry with them in their ways
but it comes and goes as you might've thought
the sparks in their eyes and like the sparks in mine
a thought that might've flickered by
but you know...

hat0nh3ad @ 2006-12-02T01:27:00

2006-12-02T08:27:03Z

I was just reading this site where this guy had a list and explanation of all of his predictions for the future. They were mostly all tech related and some political and religion stuff. Like for the next 100 years or so fiction will still be read largely in paper form and how by 2100 the average age will be around 120 or so, it was kind of interesting. It got me thinking about the technological advances that havent happened; very simple stuff like, how we eat food. Short of bar form or protien shakes, we put food into our mouths with metal tools. We can go to the moon, but when we get back we're going to stab that piece of brocoli with a pronged thing and put it into our mouths.

I wonder if we will ever reach a peak where we are unable to advance any of the technologies that we have. Something to think about.

hat0nh3ad @ 2006-11-20T02:12:00

2006-11-20T09:12:33Z

Each of us is 750 times more likely to get hit by an asteroid than to win the lottery.

hat0nh3ad @ 2006-11-15T08:01:00

2006-11-15T15:01:24Z

So anyway, KFC has built the first-ever logo large enough to see from space. Deciding once and for all, the food of the Galactic future.

hat0nh3ad @ 2006-11-11T23:44:00

2006-11-12T06:44:19Z

I cant even begin to describe how pissed-off I am at this moment.

rant

2006-10-06T06:11:32Z

I just had a sort of epipheny. The music indusrty is fed up with ppl downloading songs. If they want to do something about it then they have to form a sort of union and then only release music in vynil form again. CDs are old tech for music nowadays, and its because the methods of getting information from CDs are extremely effective. If they develop new technology for vynil then it would be somthing new and technology would take along time to exploit them without costing a lot of money. So by releasing music on no other form they will be able to start making money again.

hat0nh3ad @ 2006-09-27T00:19:00

2006-09-27T07:19:40Z

when you cut the lights out, think of me.
when you cut the lights out, think of
all the things you cant see.
are they real?

hat0nh3ad @ 2006-08-31T22:47:00

2006-09-01T05:47:54Z

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qgDTLjJVOhk

hat0nh3ad @ 2006-08-15T19:36:00

2006-08-16T02:39:52Z

... and does he know where he is I doubt it.

so i cleaned my room this week and ended the lives of almost seven bags of shit that i dont need or want. now my room is barren. a desk, a bed, and a bookshelf. I did, however, find a sweet apple macintosh I in my closet. I set it up on my desk and there it is if i ever want to use it for writing, its like having an old type-writer.

long but youll be entertained

2006-07-29T05:00:58Z

so if you dont know, i work at a comic shop. people come in every now and then to buy stuff and then we have the regulars who hang out there all the time and basicly live there. now, working in that kind of environment invites run ins with crazy people from time to time. guys who talk about role playing or shoot your ears off about how peter parker took off his spider man mask in civil war number 3 are the lesser of these crazies and are really just more annoying than anything else. but then theres the other end of the spectrum.
there is one guy there, hes a regular, and hes craaaazzzzy. hes a homeless x methhead and he sleeps on the side of the building and then once the shop opens he comes in and stays there till we close. well he had a meltdown today. lemme tell you about him first. hes on disability and i guess hes got some anger managment issues. he started coming to the shop a couple months ago and his condition had been going nowhere but down. he was alright at first but i mean he was still crazy. hed burst into a short fit of maniachal laughter every then and again for no reason and then hed seem to not even realize that he had done it. it progressed. with the laughing came violently drumming his fists on the table. this continued. worse and worse but only subtley. then today.
three of us ar sitting around talking waiting for the friday crowd to arrive. we're at one table and this guy, brian, is at another sorting through some cards. i dont know exactly what we were talking about but suddenly we are intterupted. "FUCK IT!" then we hear the, cliche at this point, pounding. only this time it was a lot worse and it kept going. hes going incredible hulk on this table sending cards in the air. he stand up and yells at the top of his lungs "MOTHERFUCKER!" and starts to walk out of the shop. as hes leaving he points at this 14 year old kid who is sitting with us, dumbstruck, and he says, or yels rather "YOURE LUCKY, YOURE SO FUCKING LUCKY!". he storms out of the shop barely missing this guy and his girlfriend who had just come out of the resteraunt next door. oh by the way, brian is like 6' 3" 330lbs, so its a damn good thing he missed them. he starts yelling and he doesnt stop. yelling an yelling incoherently like turrets gone wrong...er. next is something i wish i could unsee. he rips off his shirt and then his pants. naked as the day he was born, hes running through the parking lot yelling at the top of his lungs. we're back at the shop with our jaws dropped. we cant look away from this terrific disaster. someone calls the cops. we hear sirens. brian does too and as the cops get there he goes back and puts his pants on and sits down. hes obviously been tazed before. so thats that., hes gone and i eat his sandwich cause i was hungry and we still have all of his homeless guy shit at the shop. true story.

gold teeth and a curse for this town

2006-07-28T10:31:29Z

i cant remember the last time i was outside of the triburbia. this place sucks you in and keeps you melancholy. i could go to la go to a show, go somewhere, nah. i almost made the escape velocity, almost. i was set in the airforce i got the job that i had been raving about, i got the starting pay i had wanted, everything was so good. then i got a little to cocky with the ol' simi valley, outta here i said, finally. and good ol' simi took up a shovel and dug up some shit i did when i was 14 put it in the 'you aint going nowhere bitch' toilet and flushed it and my plans down down down.

so im back where i started, playing computer games and whispering 'someday' under my breath with my shoes untied. im starting to get an inkling about what i want to do now, im gonna do what i said id do in school, and be the one who says hey this aint so bad and its kinda cool.

i miss writing letters. remember that, like having a pen pal or something. when was the last time you sent someone a letter? i mean, not a card or anything, but a good old fashioned hand inked letter. fucking electricity.

hat0nh3ad @ 2006-07-15T03:00:00

2006-07-15T10:01:25Z

I went to MEPS, im in the air force now, i leave Dec 5. my arm hurts.